Monday, 4 May 2015

Two real-life jokes - 5May2015

(Joke one)
Yesterday ah boy talks about wat to be when grow up..

ah boy says : I want to be a doctor..
Mum says : u r afraid of blood, u can't be a doctor..

ah boy says :  I want to be a fireman..
Mum says: u r afraid of blood, u can't be a fireman..

In the end ah boy says: I want to be a teacher when I grow up..
Mum says: u want to be like your teacher - Patrick chua.. 😅

(Joke two)
Ring...
Salesman says: May I speak to Mrs Lim please..
Mum says: u look for Mrs Lim for what matter? 

Salesman says: Are you Mrs Lim?
Mum says: u look for Mrs Lim for what matter? 

Salesman says: Is Mrs Lim at home?
Mum says: u look for Mrs Lim for what matter? 

Salesman says: Are you Mrs Lim?
Mum is irritated and says: I am Mrs Lim.

Salesman says: I must have dialed the wrong number. 
😓

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